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Thread Admin: EOD 1959 (32-0-0)

Posted: 10/21/2009 at 13:45:00

Total Posts: 4

Thread Title: "Muslim terrorists"
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now.... No freedom of thought & religion No Christmas No television No music No dance No Fasion No Alcohol No cheerleaders No nude Women No car races No football No soccer No pork BBQ No hot dogs No burgers with bacon No chocolate chip cookies No lobster No nachos No Beer nuts No Beer !!!!!!!! Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, really, is there a mystery here !!!! ????

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Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 10/21/2009 at 15:54:19

I agree with all except the No alcohol part. When I was in Dubai UAE during Desert Shield/ Storm me and my buddies went into a bar that was slam packed with them. They even bought us drinks. They are a bunch of closet alcoholics in my opinion.

Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(66-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 10/21/2009 at 20:00:05

Y'know why there aren't any Muslim drivers in NASCAR? They don't drink bourbon and the kill switch just shuts off the car.

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 10/22/2009 at 05:50:14

Seller: jessmoon(104-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 10/22/2009 at 06:41:49

That was GREAT!

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